A trip to the state fair.

[southernbassguy]

<TABLE class=ecxMsoNormalTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top><TABLE class=ecxMsoNormalTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top><TABLE class=ecxMsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%"><TABLE class=ecxMsoNormalTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top>Myla wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,








' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'









My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...Smiled


and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'







We walked to the second pen which had a sign


attached that said,






''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'









My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more


than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'




We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that


said, in capital letters,








'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'







My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and


said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY


learn something from this one.'




I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it


was with the same old cow every time




My condition has been upgraded from critical

to stable, and I should eventually make a full

recovery.
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