B
A guy visiting California from Texas goes for a walk in a redwood forest. He comes upon a guy hugging a tree with his ear to the trunk. He asks the guy what he is doing. The man replies that he is listening to mother nature, and offers the spot to the man from Texas. The Texas man steps up and hugs the tree, the other man quickly handcuffs him to the tree. He then steals his money and takes his clothes. Shortly thereafter another man comes along the trail and sees the man handcuffed to the tree. The man from Texas quickly explains what happened. The other man approaches him from behind kisses him softly on the neck and whispers "This really isn't your day"