4Moms in Therapy

Carp

Tennessee Fishing Report Officer
Joined
Dec 12, 2009
Location
Murfreesboro Tn.
#1
4 Moms in
therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have
obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he
said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your
daughter Candy."

He turned
to the second mom, Ann, and said,
"Your
obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's
name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom, Joyce.

"Your
obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name,
Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Mrs. Johnson, quietly
got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered,
"Come on,
****, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter
and Willy from school and go get dinner."