- Joined
- Jul 9, 2009
- Location
- bessemer, alabama
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
"That was my pager", she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang and the second young woman lifter her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said........."Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax!!":cheers:
"That was my pager", she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang and the second young woman lifter her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said........."Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax!!":cheers: