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A woman was sitting on a blanket at the beach...she had no arms or legs.
Three men were walking by and felt sorry for the poor woman.
The first man said "Have you ever had a hug?" The woman replied "No", so he gave her a hug & walked on.
The second man said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The woman replied "No", so he gave her a kiss & walked on.
The third man walked over & whispered in her ear, "Have you ever been screwed?" The woman looked up in amazement & replied "Why No".
He said "You will be when the tide comes in."
Three men were walking by and felt sorry for the poor woman.
The first man said "Have you ever had a hug?" The woman replied "No", so he gave her a hug & walked on.
The second man said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The woman replied "No", so he gave her a kiss & walked on.
The third man walked over & whispered in her ear, "Have you ever been screwed?" The woman looked up in amazement & replied "Why No".
He said "You will be when the tide comes in."