Drunk in Bathroom

fats95

BBM's Brewista
Joined
May 17, 2009
Location
Charleston WV
#1
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
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The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush,
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something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my jewels’."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
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"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket <o:p></o:p>