- Joined
- Jan 11, 2009
- Location
- Saint Paris,Ohio
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on
top of their
car which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told
them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't
stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their
sign pertains to religion.'
The following day the same police officer noticed the
same two hookers
driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new
sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.
top of their
car which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told
them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't
stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their
sign pertains to religion.'
The following day the same police officer noticed the
same two hookers
driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new
sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.